THE ANIMAL OF THE JUNGLE

THE ANIMAL OF THE JUNGLE HAS DECIDED TO HOLD A MEETING.THE LION IS HERE,THE
TIGER IS HERE,THE ELEPHANT IS HERE,THE MONKEY IS HERE...BUT THE MEETING HASN'T
STARTED..GUESS WHY? BECAUSE THE DONKEY IS BUSY READING THIS MESSAGE!

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.

If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss......

kissan cooking oil bottle
just RS.250 only

jab subha utho to kalima tayibba parho

jab subha utho to kalima tayibba parho

jab pani piyo to bismillah parho

jab mujhe dekho to Subhan Allah parho

aur jab aaina dekho to Lahola wala quwa parho

answer the question in yes/no

answer the question in yes/no
kia aapke sir pe seengh hain?

see the result below

if yes to
bhains ke to seengh hotay he hain


if no
to hairan na hoon gadhay ke hotay bhi nahin

Today is the 2nd death

Today is the 2nd death anniversary of famoush theif "Verrappan" so please be silent in respect for 5 minutes and send this sms to 5 criminals as i did.

Do pal ki bhi khushi

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,

Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. he he he he

agar monh meetha

agar monh meetha karna hai to
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kissh-mish khaao

Kabhi kabhi meray dil

Kabhi kabhi meray dil main khayal aata hai


kabhi kabhi meray dil main khayal aata hai


kay...

kyon kabhi kabhi meray dil main kahayl aata hai?

SUKHRIYA KARO USS

SUKHRIYA KARO USS KHUDA KA KI USNE HAME BANAYA HAI
KYONKI AIK PYAARA,ACHA,SMART & CUTE SA DOST HAMNE NA SAHI.AAP NE TO PAYA HAI

Kaise ho?

Kaise ho?

maze main?

tabiat kaisi hai?

ungli main dard nahi hai?

aankh b ok?

dimagh b thikane?

kamal hai yar phir to SMS

kar sakte ho!

Why did God Create

Why did God Create 'you' before Me....? Ans: B'cause he wanted to Create a 'Sample', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*

Think Well Work Well

Think Well Work Well Eat Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur Mobile inside the same well Because you r not messageing me... well

SMOKE everyday!

SMOKE everyday!

SMOKE means,


S-Send
M-Me
O-One
K-Kool SMS
E-Everyday!

So,Pls feel free to SMOKE.
Request U To be a chain
smoker.

Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha

Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha



JAWAB USS K SAWAAL KA



Uss ne manga to khara ho gya



RONGATA MERAY JAZBAT KA



Mein ne diya to chout gya



PHOOL HATHOON SE GULAB KA



Dil chata hai k teri phar k rakh doon



JO SEENEY MEIN CHUPA RAKHI TERI TASVEER MEIN NE



Uss ne kaha k kar lo mager kisi ko na batana



BUS CHUPA REHAY YEH AFSAANA PYAR KA

Mangta hoon to deti nahi ho

Mangta hoon to deti nahi ho




JAWAB MERI BAAT KA




deti ho khara ho jata hai




ROM ROM JAZBAT KA



Kyun bolti ho k dhery se dalo




BAALON MEIN PHOOL GULAB KA!

'you"

'you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE

i m cute

i m cute

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issa kahta han line marna

paani main kashti

paani main kashti
kashti main car
wah wah

pani main kashti
kashti mian car

sms parhnay wala..



monkeys ka sardar

Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai

Kya bindaas hawa chal reli hai...
Bird log ghana ga rele hai...
Cow log ghaas ka rele hai...
Shaane log sms bej rele hai...
Aur kanjoos log sms par rele hai

Facts

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

i'd climb the highest mountain

i'd climb the highest mountain
i'd swim the ocean blue
i'd do anthimg my dear
just 2 get away from u

Tum aik besharam

Tum aik besharam aur zaleel insaan ho!

tumhara na to koi character hai na emaan

tum jesay log dunia main dil he tortay hain

Ye film BUDHA GUJAR ka dialogue hai!

Think well

Think well,
Work well,
Eat Well,
Sleep well,
play well also & if u cant SMS me, then throw ur MOBILE inside the same well.......

U r thousands of Killo

U r thousands of Killo Meters away from me,Still I'm watching ur every moment by 3 different channels....

1.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC

2.CARTOON NETWORK

3.ANIMAL PLANET

kaash tumhain aisi beemari lagay

kaash tumhain aisi beemari lagay...

ke burhapay main bhi tu pyari lagay...

chahay darjan ho jayen bachay teray...

tu phir bhi hum ko pyari lagay...

i wanted 2 kill da sweetest

i wanted 2 kill da sweetest, smartest and da most beautiful person on earth..
but then i thought......suicide iz a crime;)

yeh aisa msg hai

yeh aisa msg hai............. , jisay nalaik parhtey hain,bewakoof save kartey hain ,pagal delet kartey hain ....app kya karney waley hain;)

Shadi kerni thee per Kismat

Shadi kerni thee per Kismat

khulli nahi,

Tajmahel bana tha per MUMTAZ

milli nahi,

Ab kismat khulli , shadi hui, ab TAJMAHEL bnana

chahta hoon,

Per yeh MUMTAZ merti nahi.

if u sneeze once

if u sneeze once
think am missing u
if u sneeze 2nd time
think i want 2 listen u
if u sneeze 3rd time
think i want 2 meet u
4th time....
take a tablet PAGAL!!

A good friend is like a Donkey

A good friend is like a Donkey

because a good freind carrys the load of difficulties and pain in our friendship.
you do same and you are my good friend so you are my cute donkey....

This is not fair!

This is not fair!
How could u do this?
Didn't expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
Animal Planet!

If u want the latest MERCEDEs

If u want the latest MERCEDES BENZ on easy installments of 10 yrs without any down payment.......
plz log onto our website:
www.apni aukat mein rahain.com.

Just close ur eyes

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
now.........
Open ur eyes !
& u ll realize that u have wasted 10 seconds in thinking
of
a
fool

Women r like an Internet Virus

Women r like an Internet Virus, they ENTER ur Life, SCAN ur pockets, TRANSFER ur money, EDIT ur mind, DOWNLOAD their problems, DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4ever!

meray dost!

meray dost!

jab main ne phool maanga
tum ne guldasta dia

jab paani ka qatra maanga
tum ne glass bhar ke dia

jab sms ka kaha
tum ne mujhe call ki

abay behra hai kia?

KARAY JAOOOOOOOO

KARAY JAOOOOOOOO....
.
.
.
karay jaoo.
.
.
.
karay jaoo.
.
.
.
baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo
khud kabhi na
karna.....

Kya aap..

Kya aap..
Colse Up karte hain..?
Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..!
Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...!
"MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..!
To aap SMS kyuo nahi krta hian

The comentator asked

The comentator asked
inzmam a question for
which he was not prepared.
Comentator:you had a baby
girl born few days back,
how r u feeling? Inzmam:
First of all thanks to Allah,it
was a team effort, all the
boys contributed in it and
without Afridi's hard
strokes it could not have
been possible!!!

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai
Aur
Gila Bahir Ata Hai

Pehle Chota Hota Hai
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai

Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai
To Ye Red Color Deta Hai

Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad
Jab Esse Bahir Nekalo

To Apna Kam Dikha Kar Ye
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai

Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko
LIPTON TEA BAG Kehty hain

some1 like u

()"()sun
\ | /
-(",)-
/ | \
wouldn't Be Hot
Sea
-__-__-__
-- -- -- --
__-__-__
Wouldn't Be Blue
&
I Wouldn't Be Happy
()"()
('o') without
(")(") some1 like U

Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?

Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?
no?
r u sure?
plz check again.
no?
ok!
no problem
sabit hua kay waqie Gadhay kay sir per seengh nahi hotay

Jab hota hai tera didar

Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dharakta hai baar-baar

Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dharakta hai baar-baar

Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar

It takes 15 trees

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

It takes 15 trees

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS

Aap ki aankhain chanda jesi

Aap ki aankhain chanda jesi...

aap ke baal chanda jesay....

aap ka chehra chanda jesa...

aur.....

chanda hamari bhains ka naam...

taste this sms

Taste this SMS

Did u feel the taste of ginger?

No?

Sure?

Well.....

BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SAWAAD!!

Hain mulaqat k sare hi

Hain mulaqat k sare hi qarene majood

Aur pehla jo qarena hai woh barpoor b hai...

Meri mano tu raho aaj ki shab ghar meray

Loadshading b hai, Badal b hain,GHAR door b hai...

Hain mulaqat k sare hi

Hain mulaqat k sare hi qarene majood

Aur pehla jo qarena hai woh barpoor b hai...

Meri mano tu raho aaj ki shab ghar meray

Loadshading b hai, Badal b hain,GHAR door b hai...

Allah aap ko zindagi de

Allah aap ko zindagi de
Allah aap ko daulat de
Allah aap ko khushian de
Allah aap ko kamyaabi de

sumtimes i 4get 2 say hi

sumtimes i 4get 2 say hi,
sumtimes i 4get 2 reply,
sumtimes my msg doesnt reach u,
but it doesnt mean i 4get u.
i m just giving u time to miss me

sumtimes i 4get 2 say hi

sumtimes i 4get 2 say hi,
sumtimes i 4get 2 reply,
sumtimes my msg doesnt reach u,
but it doesnt mean i 4get u.
i m just giving u time to miss me

Zindagi Behal

Zindagi Behal hey, Sur hey na taal hey, SMS box b Kangal hey, kia aap ki SMS factory main Hartal hey, Kuch Sms tau Baijho, mere Mobile ki Zindagi ka Sawal hey

Birdy birdy

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

3 Chimps escaped

3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

i tried to

i tried to call you from a payphone last night. i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

Bikari:

Bikari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Man: 50 paise nahi 5 Rs. dunga, pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai?

The day i will die

The day i will die and go out of ur life then do buy some nice and beautiful flowers for me the money which your saving by not sending me sms ..

Today is pink panthers

Today is pink panthers birth day so wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know ||| just i like i did by sending this sms to you

After a quarrel

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you Know, i was a fool when i married you.” The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love And didn’t notice

A pathan went

A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august. The salesman gave him a flag. The pathan said: Oye khocha es mein koi aur colour dikha.

A reporter

A reporter asked Laloo What the main reason for divorce?
Laloo replies Marriage

Life without u

Life without u is impossible
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

Twinkle Twinkle

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
You should Know What you R..
and Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..

Laloo:

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

In tis lovely

In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite

We will now

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

Please remind me

Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget

I want u 2 know

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

I want u 2 know

I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

The more I

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

The Police are looking

The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, gentle, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?

This cat

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

This cat

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

A girl

A girl called me & said "Come no over, nobody is home". I went over. Nobody was home

im at the police station

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

The rain makes

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

I look at the moon,

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)

One out

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

Do u know

Q: Do u know the similarity between DINOSAURS and DECENT GIRLS?
A: Both doesn’t exists.

Do u know

Q: Do u know the similarity between DINOSAURS and DECENT GIRLS?
A: Both doesn’t exists.

Ek aadmi ki wife

Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi lag rahi hoon?

Pati: Jaise koyla ki factory mein aag lagi ho

Ek aadmi

Ek aadmi kabr par betha tha.
Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ?
Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai ….?
Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!

what happend

what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later

If ur world

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P.

Do U know the fullform

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

New punishment

New punishment 4 mobile owners.

Miss call ke liay jail..

call ke liay phansi..

sms ke liay Umerqaid..

lekin TUM mat daroo

KANJOOSE ko to "AIK LAKH" ka inaam hai!!! .....

Aap ek Mobile

Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah

terrorists

terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

Husband sitting

Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of car.Wife:No ;please. No; please NopleaseNopls..Husband:the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of axident; Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...

Why do couples hold

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

We spend the first

We spend the first twelve months of our children s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

Teacher:

Teacher: Can You Tell Something About Raja Ram Mohan Roy ? Student: They Are All Good Friends..

Hello I am a virus

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now…..
sorry I have to leave, I can’t find a brain.

Scientists all over the world are wondering
how long a human being can live without a brain…
Kindly tell them ur age…

1980 Girls

1980 Girls: maa mei jeans pehanungi
Maa : nahin beti log kya kahengey ?

2006 Girls: maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: pehen le beti kuch to pehan le

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Fizao me tum ho,
hawao me tum ho,
Baharo me tum ho,
Dhoop me tum ho,
Chhaon me tum ho.
Sach hi suna tha…
Buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota…

Bakri pahad per

Bakri pahad per kyun chadti hai….
-
-
-
Soncho!!
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-
-
Aur soncho!!
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-
-
A duffer itna sonchne ki zaroorath nahi hai..
Wo utarne ke liye chadi…

Bakri pahad per

Bakri pahad per kyun chadti hai….
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Soncho!!
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-
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Aur soncho!!
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-
-
A duffer itna sonchne ki zaroorath nahi hai..
Wo utarne ke liye chadi…

Apki charcha

Apki charcha har gali mein,
Apke liye pyar har ladki ke dil mein,
Ye koi chamthkar nahin,
Aapki khush-qismat hain,
Kyun ki kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai

Sardarji

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’

Mere dil, jigar

Mere dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum
Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo river ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum

Aaj Mainay Paani

Raniii: Aaj Mainay Paani Ko Ullu Banaya

Nad2909: Woh kaisay?

Raniii: Aaj mainay nahaane k liye paani garam kiya aur thanday se naha liya.

Santa n Banta

Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary:
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal iss mein nahi cricket mein hota hai.

Sharaabi Santa

Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door.
Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai

Sales man

Sales man : Sir, which shaving cream do u use ?
Customer : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumar’s ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumar’s.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumar’s is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.

Makkhi ganjay

Makkhi ganjay k sir per jaa baithi.
Dusri makkhi ne kaha, “wah! Kya ghar mila hai tujhay”
“Pehli makkhi boli, “nahi, abhi to sirf plot kharidna hai…”

Bhagwan ke bina

Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai,
Dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,
Patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai,
Aur aapke bina circus adhoora hai

i dont have the measels

i dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz i aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u!

CNN News

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

Erz Kiya hai

Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per kiya kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai!

Kitne din ho gay

Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO

Promise me we

Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.

Funny Definitions

Funny Definitions!!!! College : A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.

REPEAT THESE LINES

REPEAT THESE LINES ATLEAST 2 HOURS EVERYDAY AFTER NAMAZ OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE & U WILL B A MILLIONAIRE WITHIN FEW MONTHS "Allah k naam pay day day baba"

Ek Tusi sharmandey

Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.

shaadi k din kareeb

shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.

Osama Bin Ladin’s favourite song

Osama Bin Ladin’s favourite song…! “Mein nikla Oh plane lay k Oh rastay pay Oh New York main Eik mor aaya Ore Mein World Trade Center tor aaya..!!

Rose,Lotus,Tulips

Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai....

KARAY JAOOO

KARAY JAOOO... . . . .KARAY JAOOOOOOOO.... . . . karay jaoo. . . . karay jaoo. . . . baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo khud kabhi na karna.

KARAY JAOOO

KARAY JAOOO... . . . .KARAY JAOOOOOOOO.... . . . karay jaoo. . . . karay jaoo. . . . baysharmoon ke tarah sms receive kartay jaoo khud kabhi na karna.

Take a Bowl Fill

Take a Bowl Fill it With GRAPES Put Your Hand In It Go In Front Of Mirror You Know What You Will Find...?? LANGOOR Key HATH Mei ANGOOR...!!!

Dost ne Dil ka haal

Dost ne Dil ka haal batana chour diya
Hum ne bhi gehraee main jana chour diya
aap ne sms kerna kya band kiya
Hum ne bhi mobile charge kerana chour diya

Kal agar me mar

Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge

Kal agar me mar

Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge

Kash kabhie app hamari

Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,thora sharmaen,thora itraen, thora muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen"TEEN DABAY WALAY"

Teacher teaching

Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..

Girl before marriage looks

Girl before marriage looks like, Barbie doll.. After Marriage, Beautiful doll.. After 1 year, Nice doll.. After 2 years, Only doll.. After 3 years, Panadol........

A psychological

A psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don't change ur finger, its too late

Sincere apology

Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Don t like 2 read, Or if my msgs disturb u Then plz don t hesitate, Feel free to THROW UR MOBILE OUT !!

Bazu main dam rakhta hun

Bazu main dam rakhta hun, Dil main gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!

After finishing MBBS

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!

Long Time Ago.

Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...

Long Time Ago.

Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...

I've written a poem

I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

I've written a poem

I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

Main 1 sms hoon.

Main 1 sms hoon.
Jise stupid log parte hain.
Nalayak log doosron ko forward karte hain.
Gadhe delete karte hain aur
Pagal store karte hain.
TUM kya karne vale ho?????

IN French

IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"

Free stay

Free stay
Free breakfast
Free lunch
Free dinner
Free trust
Free security
Don't loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY .

main bewakoof

main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof

ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahe hai hahahehehe

Quaid foot

Quaid foot ho gaye, Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye, Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay, meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha, soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga

Qayamat k din

Qayamat k din farishtoo nay sheets detay howay logo say kaha k apnay apnay gunah likho, jab sab likh chukay tu Tumhari awaaz aai Extra Sheet Please..!!

A 4 Apple B 4

A 4 Apple B 4 Bara Apple C 4 Chota Apple D 4 Dosra Apple E 4 Eik Ore Apple F 4 Free Ka Apple G 4 Green Apple H 4 Ho Gaya Na Pait kharab Ore khao apple…

A 4 Apple B 4

A 4 Apple B 4 Bara Apple C 4 Chota Apple D 4 Dosra Apple E 4 Eik Ore Apple F 4 Free Ka Apple G 4 Green Apple H 4 Ho Gaya Na Pait kharab Ore khao apple…

Tum bhej rahy

Tum bhej rahy ho SMS! * * * * * SMS bheja ja raha hai! * * * * * tum ne bheja SMS! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ullu ke pathey, sharam nahin ati bakwas kerty hoay, SMS parh rahy they ya bhej rahy they

1 hai Billu 1

1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1 hai Ullu Billu six class main parh raha hai, Gullu seven class main parh raha hai, ore ore Ullu sms parh raha hai hehehehe......

Chicken ready

Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.

Chicken ready

Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.

Insan k ander

Insan k ander message parhnay ka itna shoq hota hai k chahay us Pagal Fool Bewaqoof Naliq ko kitni bhi gaali par rahi ho nichay tak parhta zaroor hai ab tum soch rahay ho k kab yeh bakwaas message khatam ho ore main bhi kisi ko yahi message forward kar k parayshaan karoon tu kar lo ab tumhari bari hai.

Insan k ander

Insan k ander message parhnay ka itna shoq hota hai k chahay us Pagal Fool Bewaqoof Naliq ko kitni bhi gaali par rahi ho nichay tak parhta zaroor hai ab tum soch rahay ho k kab yeh bakwaas message khatam ho ore main bhi kisi ko yahi message forward kar k parayshaan karoon tu kar lo ab tumhari bari hai.

SMOKE every day

SMOKE every day plz! SMOKE means S=Send M=Me O=One K=Kool SMS E=Every day! So feel free 2 SMOKE more

Kehte hain ki

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai Koi humse bhi ishq kare Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch

Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch Rs=5 Palak Rs=15 Aaloo Rs=20 Teenday Rs=30 Tomato Rs=40 Yeh sab tu mehanga hai... par sms tu sasta hai! phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos.

Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch

Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch Rs=5 Palak Rs=15 Aaloo Rs=20 Teenday Rs=30 Tomato Rs=40 Yeh sab tu mehanga hai... par sms tu sasta hai! phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos.

Rangeen Ho Tum

Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Say Bhi Zaida Smart Ho Tum Sab Dosto Main Zaida Zaheen Ho Tum Muje Say Bhi Zaida Agar Aasa Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaqoof Ho Tum Had Say Bhi Zayda..!!

Kar diya

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par, laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)

The more

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

Dad 2Son

Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger? S:I strt cleanin toilet D:How it satisfy u? S:I clean it with ur toothbrush

College ki galyon

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...

Aj tum DILL mangu

Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain!

God has given Eyes

God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.

Allah Aap ko sub kuch

Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota

Allah Aap ko sub kuch

Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota

Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close,

Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz...

Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close,

Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz...

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

What did Tarzan

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.

Do u have any sentimental

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them

It's the sweetest thing

It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.