THE ANIMAL OF THE JUNGLE

THE ANIMAL OF THE JUNGLE HAS DECIDED TO HOLD A MEETING.THE LION IS HERE,THE
TIGER IS HERE,THE ELEPHANT IS HERE,THE MONKEY IS HERE...BUT THE MEETING HASN'T
STARTED..GUESS WHY? BECAUSE THE DONKEY IS BUSY READING THIS MESSAGE!

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.

If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss......

kissan cooking oil bottle
just RS.250 only

jab subha utho to kalima tayibba parho

jab subha utho to kalima tayibba parho

jab pani piyo to bismillah parho

jab mujhe dekho to Subhan Allah parho

aur jab aaina dekho to Lahola wala quwa parho

answer the question in yes/no

answer the question in yes/no
kia aapke sir pe seengh hain?

see the result below

if yes to
bhains ke to seengh hotay he hain


if no
to hairan na hoon gadhay ke hotay bhi nahin

Today is the 2nd death

Today is the 2nd death anniversary of famoush theif "Verrappan" so please be silent in respect for 5 minutes and send this sms to 5 criminals as i did.

Do pal ki bhi khushi

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,

Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge. he he he he

agar monh meetha

agar monh meetha karna hai to
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
kissh-mish khaao